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‘40. Raymond Massey. Over the space of 30 years, young Abraham Lincoln goes from storekeeper to backwoods lawyer to suitor to president of the United States. (NR) (2:00) TCM: Mon. 6:30 A.M. (CC)
‘06. Matt McCoy. A disabled man tries to warn others about a legendary beast roaming the California mountains. (R) (2:00) SCI-FI: Thu. 7 P.M. (CC)
• Absence of Malice
‘81. Paul Newman. A federal bureaucrat leads a Miami newswoman to libel a dead gangster’s honest son. (PG) (2:00) TCM: Sat. 2:15 A.M. (CC)
‘05. Charlize Theron. In the last city on Earth, underground rebels dispatch their top assassin to kill a government leader. (PG-13) (1:45) TMC: Mon. 11:30 A.M., 8 P.M. (CC)
• An Affair to Remember
‘57. Cary Grant. Engaged to others, two cruise-ship passengers plan to reunite six months later atop the Empire State Building. (NR) (2:30) AMC: Thu. 6:15 A.M. (CC)
• The African Queen
‘51. Humphrey Bogart. An imperious woman makes a gin-soaked boat captain fight Germans in the World War I Congo. (NR) (2:00) TCM: Sat. 3:45 P.M. (CC)
• Agent Cody Banks
‘03. Frankie Muniz. Recruited by the CIA, a teen works under cover to befriend a girl whose father is a pawn for an evil organization. (PG) (2:00) ABCFAM: Sat. noon (CC)
• Agent Cody Banks 2: Destination London
‘04. Frankie Muniz. A 16-year-old CIA agent poses as a clarinet prodigy while trying to recover stolen mind-control software. (PG) (2:00) ABCFAM: Sat. 2 P.M. (CC)
‘90. Mel Gibson. CIA-funded pilots hit drug traffic while flying supplies for the covert war effort in Laos. (R) (2:00) TBS: Wed. 10 A.M. (CC)
• Akeelah and the Bee
‘06. Laurence Fishburne. Akeelah, an 11-year-old girl living in South Los Angeles, discovers she has a talent for spelling, which she hopes will take her to the National Spelling Bee. (PG) (2:00) SHO: Sun. 12:45 P.M. (CC)
‘01. Will Smith. Muhammad Ali battles Sonny Liston, Joe Frazier and George Foreman and raises controversy outside the ring. (R) (2:30) TNT: Sat. noon (CC)
‘29. Chester Morris. Pursued by two detectives, a ruthless gangster must establish an alibi after robbing a warehouse. (NR) (1:30) TCM: Mon. 5 A.M.
• Alien Nation: Dark Horizon
‘94. Gary Graham. A police detective and his humanoid partner unearth a plot to destroy aliens in near-future Los Angeles. (NR) (1:30) HBO: Tue. 6 A.M.
• Alien Nation: Millennium ‘96. Gary Graham. A police detective and his humanoid partner probe a cult led by a renegade newcomer whose promises of spiritual bliss prove deadly. (1:30) HBO: Wed. 6 A.M.
‘41. Frances Langford. Fraternity brothers enter one of their own in a beauty contest after a women’s college insults them. (NR) (1:00) TCM: Fri. 6 A.M.
• All In ‘07. Dominique Swain. A medical student and her friends try to use their poker skills to win quick cash. (NR) (1:45) SHO: Fri. 11:30 A.M. (CC)
• All the King’s Men
‘06. Sean Penn. A Southern politician’s idealism and good intentions give way to corruption after he becomes governor of Louisiana. (PG-13) (2:15) ENC: Thu. 10:15 P.M. (CC)
‘00. Billy Crudup. An aspiring teenage rock journalist gets his big break when he follows an up-and-coming band on its tour. (R) (2:30) TBS: Thu. 12:40 A.M. (CC)
• Along Came Polly
‘04. Ben Stiller. A man finds solace with another woman after his wife cheats on him during their honeymoon. (PG-13) (2:00) USA: Sun. noon (CC)
‘06. Bruce Willis. A teenage dealer and his friends kidnap the impressionable younger brother of a junkie who won’t pay for the drugs. (R) (2:05) HBO: Tue. 12:35 A.M. (CC)
‘06. Hugh Grant. A conniving singer and a sleeper-cell terrorist become finalists on America’s hottest TV talent show, which the White House chief of staff has scheduled the president to judge. (PG-13) (1:50) MAX: Sun. 11:15 A.M. (CC)
‘05. Donald Sutherland. Firearms affect the lives of a principal, a depressed mother, a guilt-ridden policeman and a gun-store owner. (R) (1:35) TMC: Sun. 1:25 P.M., Wed. 3:15 P.M. (CC)
• American Pie Presents: The Naked Mile ‘06. John White. A high schooler believes he can lose his virginity at a notorious race where people run in the nude. (R) (2:00) COMEDY: Sun. 10 P.M. (CC)
• And Now the Screaming Starts
‘73. Peter Cushing. An English doctor helps a lord and his bride cope with a severed hand and a curse. (R) (1:45) AMC: Fri. 3:15 A.M.
‘06. James Franco. A young man from the wrong side of the tracks realizes his dream of entering the U.S. Naval Academy in Maryland. (PG-13) (1:45) ENC: Wed. 4:30 P.M., 5:10 A.M. (CC)
‘97. Mickey Rourke. Despondent at losing his lover, a man wanders the streets of Paris and has an affair with her kinky friend. (R) (1:55) TMC: Thu. 3:20 A.M. (CC)
‘60. Jack Lemmon. A corporate climber, whose boss and others use his apartment for hanky-panky, aids a young woman. (NR) (2:15) TCM: Tue. 3:45 P.M. (CC)
‘06. Rudy Youngblood. As the end of the Mayan civilization draws near, a man makes a desperate bid to escape being a human sacrifice and return to his family and the woman he loves. (R) (2:25) STZ: Sun. 3:20 P.M. (CC)
‘66. Marlon Brando. A lone cowboy undertakes a dangerous quest to retrieve his horse from Mexican bandits. (NR) (2:15) AMC: Sat. 6:15 A.M.
‘04. Ai Kobayashi. Animated. A mercenary and her ex-boyfriend join forces to protect a city from a shadowy faction. (R) (2:00) SCI-FI: Tue. 11 P.M.
• Are We Done Yet?
‘07. Ice Cube. A contractor with a bizarre business plan complicates a man’s attempt to move his new family to the suburbs. (PG) (1:35) STZ: Sun. 10:05 A.M., 5:45 P.M., Mon. 5 A.M., Tue. 2:20 P.M., 9 P.M., Fri. 9 P.M., Sat. 7:30 A.M., 3:40 P.M. (CC)
• Arizona Summer ‘03. Gemini Barnett. Youngsters make friends and cause mischief at a summer camp. (PG) (1:45) TMC: Wed. 6 A.M., Sat. 10:15 A.M. (CC)
• The Art of War
‘00. Wesley Snipes. Underground after being accused of murdering a Chinese ambassador, a security expert comes out of hiding when terrorists threaten the United Nations. (R) (2:30) TBS: Wed. 2:30 A.M. (CC)
• Ask the Dust
‘06. Colin Farrell. In Depression-era Los Angeles, a fiery Mexican waitress who wants to improve her lot through marriage meets an aspiring writer of Italian descent. (R) (2:00) TMC: Tue. 8 P.M., Fri. 12:15 A.M. (CC)
• The Astronaut Farmer
‘07. Billy Bob Thornton. Pursuing a lifelong dream, a rancher, who once trained to be an astronaut, builds his own rocket and plans to launch it into space. (PG) (1:45) MAX: Tue. 9 A.M. (CC)
‘05. Natasha Richardson. An administrator’s bored wife begins a torrid affair with an institutionalized artist who beat his wife to death. (R) (1:45) TMC: Mon. 4:15 A.M. (CC)
• Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery
‘97. Mike Myers. Two cryogenically preserved foes, a hip British agent and his ’60s nemesis, face off in the ’90s. (PG-13) (2:00) COMEDY: Sun. 10 A.M., 6 P.M. (CC)
• The Awful Truth
‘37. Irene Dunne. Spouses try to spoil each other’s chances for romance before their divorce becomes final in 90 days. (NR) (1:45) TCM: Mon. midnight (CC)
‘99. Kathleen Turner. Evil partners experiment on an infant and send his twin to a reputable research nursery. (PG) (1:35) MAX: Mon. 6:30 A.M. (CC)
• Baby, Take a Bow
‘34. Shirley Temple. An ex-convict’s little girl sets a detective straight about a stolen necklace. (PG) (1:30) AMC: Fri. 6 A.M.
‘96. Mariel Hemingway. A lawyer and her child unwittingly put themselves in danger when they admit a lycanthropic relative into their home. (R) (1:40) TBS: Sun. 4:15 A.M. (CC)
• The Bad News Bears
‘76. Walter Matthau. The beer-drinking manager of a peewee team bribes a girl pitcher to lead his losers. (PG) (1:45) MAX: Sat. 7 A.M. (CC)
‘03. Billy Bob Thornton. Two criminals disguise themselves as Santa and an elf to rob stores during Christmastime. (R) (2:00) COMEDY: Sat. 6 P.M. (CC)
• Bailey’s Billions ‘05. Dean Cain. Two embezzlers plot to steal money from a talking dog that has inherited a fortune. (G) (1:35) SHO: Tue. 7:30 A.M. (CC)
‘01. Bruce Willis. Two bank robbers fall for a bored housewife who helps them commit heists across the country. (PG-13) (2:30) COMEDY: Fri. 4:30 P.M., Sat. 11 A.M. (CC)
• Bare Naked Desires ‘07. Wild women reveal their innermost cravings. (NR) (1:40) MAX: Mon. 2:10 A.M., Sat. 12:20 A.M.
• Basic Instinct 2
‘06. Sharon Stone. A criminal psychologist falls under the seductive spell of Catherine Trammell, who re-emerges in London on the wrong side of the law. (R) (1:55) SHO: Fri. 2:35 A.M. (CC)
‘05. Christian Bale. Following the death of his parents, young heir Bruce Wayne becomes a masked avenger who fights the forces of evil in Gotham City. (PG-13) (3:00) FX: Thu. 8 P.M., 11 P.M.
‘05. Michael Showalter. A quintessentially nice guy spends two weeks ridden with anxiety before his wedding. (PG-13) (1:35) STZ: Thu. 5:30 P.M. (CC)
‘05. Michael Showalter. A quintessentially nice guy spends two weeks ridden with anxiety before his wedding. (PG-13) (1:30) TMC: Thu. 6:30 P.M. (CC)
‘96. Timothy Hutton. Small-town friends who refuse to grow up re-examine the strained relationships with the women in their lives. (R) (2:00) SHO: Mon. 12:30 A.M., Thu. 7:30 P.M.
• Because I Said So
‘07. Diane Keaton. The proud but meddlesome mother of three women tries to find the perfect man for her youngest daughter by placing an online personal ad. (PG-13) (1:45) MAX: Mon. 1 P.M. (CC)
• The Bedroom Window
‘87. Steve Guttenberg. An executive claims he witnessed a violent assault in order to protect the identity of the woman who actually saw it. (R) (2:00) SHO: Mon. 4:15 P.M. (CC)
‘06. Jay Chandrasekhar. Two brothers from America discover a secret and centuries-old competition involving beer games during Germany’s Oktoberfest. (R) (1:55) HBO: Sat. 12:45 A.M. (CC)
‘03. John Larroquette. Excited people want to use a lovable Saint Bernard to locate a buried fortune. (G) (2:00) USA: Tue. 2 P.M., 1 A.M. (CC)
‘01. Judge Reinhold. An obedience school mixes up the Newton’s Saint Bernard with a well-mannered one. (G) (1:45) DIS: Sat. 9:15 P.M. (CC)
‘02. Matthew Davis. Mysterious events occur aboard a submarine after its crew rescues three survivors from a sunken ship during World War II. (R) (2:00) AMC: Tue. 9:30 A.M., 1 A.M. (CC)
• Beneath Still Waters ‘05. Patrick Gordon. After decades of silence, malevolent spirits resurface to terrorize townspeople. (R) (2:00) SCI-FI: Sun. 11 A.M. (CC)
• Beneath the Planet of the Apes
‘70. James Franciscus. A time-warped astronaut lands on ape-ruled Earth and finds telepathic mutants worshiping an atomic bomb. (G) (2:00) AMC: Wed. 6 A.M.
‘93. Johnny Depp. An eccentric’s arrival complicates the lives of a protective brother and his mentally ill sister. (PG) (1:45) TMC: Wed. 9:30 A.M. (CC)
• Bernard and Doris ‘08. Susan Sarandon. Tobacco heiress Doris Duke develops an unlikely friendship with her butler, Bernard Lafferty. (NR) (1:45) HBO: Tue. 1 P.M., 10 P.M. (CC)
• The Best Man
‘64. Henry Fonda. Presidential contenders vie for their party’s nod and a dying ex-president’s blessing. (NR) (1:45) TCM: Mon. noon.
• Beverly Hills Cop II
‘87. Eddie Murphy. A clever detective from Detroit shows Los Angeles how to stop a hit woman’s so-called Alphabet Crimes. (R) (2:00) SPIKE: Sun. 2 A.M.
• Beverly Hills Cop III
‘94. Eddie Murphy. A hip detective from Detroit tracks a crime ring to a Los Angeles fun park called WonderWorld. (R) (1:45) MAX: Fri. 8:15 P.M. (CC)
‘88. Tom Hanks. A wishing machine turns a boy into a 35-year-old man with a fun job and a girlfriend. (PG) (2:30) ABCFAM: Sun. 10:30 A.M., 3 P.M. (CC)
• The Big Chill
‘83. William Hurt. Ex-college friends reunite in a big house after a funeral, to play old records and talk. (R) (2:00) TCM: Sat. 12:15 A.M. (CC)
• The Big Squeeze
‘96. Peter Dobson. A con man helps a barmaid bilk her estranged husband out of disability money he may donate to charity. (R) (1:45) SHO: Mon. 4:15 A.M.
• Big Trouble in Little China
‘86. Kurt Russell. A trucker and a lawyer become trapped in a sorcerer’s empire beneath San Francisco’s Chinatown. (PG-13) (1:45) ENC: Thu. 11:05 A.M., 4:30 P.M. (CC)
• Bikini Pirates ‘07. Beautiful women shed their clothes. (NR) (1:25) MAX: Fri. 12:35 A.M. (CC)
‘95. Adam Sandler. An adult goof-off goes back to elementary school in order to run his father’s company. (PG-13) (1:30) HBO: Mon. noon, Sat. 6:30 P.M. (CC)
• The Blair Witch Project
‘99. Heather Donahue. A filmmaking crew hikes into Maryland’s Black Hills Forest seeking clues about a legendary witch. (R) (1:30) TMC: Fri. 1:20 P.M., 3:45 A.M. (CC)
‘74. Cleavon Little. A black railroad worker is appointed sheriff of a town marked for destruction by a scheming politician. (R) (2:00) AMC: Sun. 9 A.M.
• Blood and Wine
‘96. Jack Nicholson. The wife of a philandering Florida wine dealer unwittingly takes a diamond necklace that he and a partner stole. (R) (2:00) WGN: Sat. 1:30 A.M.
‘06. Leonardo DiCaprio. Two men, a white South African mercenary and a black Mende fisherman, join in a common quest to recover a rare gem that could change their lives. (R) (2:30) MAX: Mon. 2:45 P.M., 11:45 P.M. (CC)
‘02. Kate Bosworth. A maid falls for an NFL quarterback while preparing for an upcoming surfing competition in Hawaii. (PG-13) (2:00) USA: Sun. 4:30 P.M., midnight (CC)
• The Blue Lagoon
‘80. Brooke Shields. A boy, a girl and a burly cook are shipwrecked on a Fiji island, where the boy and girl grow up as lovers. (R) (2:00) WE: Sun. noon.
‘99. Martin Lawrence. A jewel thief returns to a construction site to retrieve his cache and finds a police station on the spot. (PG-13) (1:45) HBO: Thu. 3:30 P.M. (CC)
• The Bone Eater ‘07. Bruce Boxleitner. A demonic creature of American Indian folklore embarks on a murderous rampage. (PG-13) (2:00) SCI-FI: Thu. 9 P.M.
‘92. Eddie Murphy. A Manhattan playboy gets a new corporate boss, and she treats him the way he has always treated women. (R) (2:00) BET: Tue. 8 P.M., 1 A.M. (CC)
‘50. Judy Holliday. A scrap-metal tycoon pays a Washington newsman to make his girlfriend couth. (NR) (1:45) TCM: Mon. 1:45 P.M.
• Boynton Beach Club
‘05. Dyan Cannon. Aging Floridians turn to one another for companionship and support after the loss of their spouses. (R) (2:00) TMC: Thu. 1:20 A.M. (CC)
• Boyz N the Hood
‘91. Larry Fishburne. Three boys become men, one guided by his father, in their racially divided Los Angeles neighborhood. (R) (2:00) SPIKE: Sat. 9 A.M.
• The Brain Eaters
‘58. Edwin Nelson. Hairy creatures drill to the earth’s surface in an odd craft and latch onto the backs of human necks. (NR) (1:15) AMC: Fri. 5 A.M. (CC)
‘58. Gregory Peck. A Southwestern man hunts to kill the four outlaws he blames for the rape/murder of his wife. (NR) (1:40) MAX: Wed. 4:35 A.M.
‘07. Chris Cooper. The FBI charges a newly promoted employee with the task of finding proof that a renowned agent is a traitor to the country. (PG-13) (2:00) HBO: Mon. 3:30 P.M., midnight, Thu. 8:30 A.M., 7 P.M. (CC)
‘06. Vince Vaughn. When Brooke and Gary decide to end their relationship, neither is willing to move out of the shared condo, so the only solution is to remain living together as hostile roommates. (PG-13) (1:45) MAX: Thu. 10 P.M. (CC)
• The Breakfast Club
‘85. Emilio Estevez. A wrestler, a rebel, a brain, a beauty and a shy girl share Saturday detention in a Chicago high school. (R) (2:00) WGN: Sat. 3 P.M.
• The Breakup Artist ‘04. Joseph Lyle Taylor. A man seeks advice from his fiancee’s friend on how to end the engagement. (R) (1:30) SHO: Fri. 4:45 P.M., 4:30 A.M. (CC)
‘85. Richard Pryor. A minor-league pitcher inherits $300 million but must spend $30 million in 30 days to get it. (PG) (1:50) ENC: Sun. 8:50 A.M. (CC)
• Bride of Chucky
‘98. Jennifer Tilly. Animated by a vicious killer’s spirit, a battered doll and its mate seek help from neighbors to regain human form. (R) (2:00) SCI-FI: Sun. 11 P.M., USA: Fri. 4 A.M., Sat. 9 A.M. (CC)
• Bridge to Terabithia
‘07. Josh Hutcherson. A boy and his new friend, the class outsider, create an imaginary world in which they rule as king and queen. (PG) (1:40) STZ: Sun. 6:40 A.M. (CC)
‘45. Celia Johnson. A married British woman and a doctor meet first at a train station, then fall in love but decide to part. (NR) (1:30) TCM: Tue. 5 A.M.
‘34. Shirley Temple. A millionaire, his niece and a pilot love a little orphan who sings “On the Good Ship Lollipop.” (PG) (1:45) AMC: Mon. 6 A.M. (CC)
‘98. Michael Rooker. A fat man hires a private eye to investigate a Hollywood businessman housing his teenage sister. (R) (1:45) SHO: Mon. 12:45 P.M.
‘80. Robert Redford. The new warden of a corrupt Southern prison starts by posing as an inmate to observe its brutality. (R) (3:00) AMC: Sun. noon (CC)
‘03. Jim Carrey. After a bad day at work, a frustrated reporter meets God, who endows him with divine powers for one week. (PG-13) (2:00) USA: Sat. midnight (CC)
• Bugs Bunny’s 1001 Rabbit Tales
‘82. Voices of Mel Blanc. Animated. Sultan Yosemite Sam traps book salesman Bugs in his palace and makes him tell stories to a bratty nephew. (G) (1:30) TOON: Mon. 10:30 A.M.
‘95. Matthew Modine. Three fathers have a difficult time getting on with their lives after divorce. (PG-13) (2:00) HBO: Fri. 10:30 A.M. (CC)
‘02. Jordan Ladd. College students fall prey to a flesh-eating virus after they head to the woods for a vacation. (R) (2:00) SCI-FI: Sat. 3 P.M. (CC)
• Caesar and Cleopatra
‘46. Vivien Leigh. The aging Caesar finds himself intrigued by the young Egyptian queen. Adapted by George Bernard Shaw from his own play. (NR) (2:30) TCM: Tue. 8 P.M.
• California Dreaming ‘07. Dave Foley. Unforeseen obstacles stand in the way of a family planning to take a road trip in an RV. (PG) (1:30) TMC: Mon. 8:30 A.M., Sat. 7:05 A.M. (CC)
‘94. Jessica Tandy. A former concert violinist and a struggling young musician share a memorable journey from the Deep South to Toronto. (PG-13) (1:40) TMC: Sat. 8:35 A.M.
• Candid Sex ‘04. Beautiful women speak from the heart. (NR) (1:15) TMC: Tue. 3:15 A.M. (CC)
‘36. Shirley Temple. An orphan lives with a lighthouse keeper until a truant officer takes her away. (G) (1:45) AMC: Mon. 7:45 A.M.
‘92. Kurt Russell. A salty rogue signs on to steer the yacht of a Chicago businessman and his family in the Caribbean. (PG-13) (1:45) TMC: Wed. 7:45 A.M. (CC)
‘38. Fred Astaire. A romantically confused patient develops feelings toward the psychiatrist attempting to cure her of her indecisiveness. (NR) (1:30) TCM: Mon. 1:45 A.M. (CC)
• Catch a Fire
‘06. Tim Robbins. An apolitical black South African becomes a freedom fighter with the ANC after a brutal run-in with a government terror squad. (PG-13) (1:45) MAX: Sat. 8:45 A.M. (CC)
• Catch and Release
‘07. Jennifer Garner. A woman struggles to rebuild her life in the wake of her fiance’s untimely death and the discovery of secrets he kept from her. (PG-13) (1:55) STZ: Thu. 12:05 P.M., 7:05 P.M., 5:10 A.M. (CC)
‘96. Damon Wayans. After the Boston Celtics lose game six of the NBA Finals, two blue-collar fans kidnap the opposition’s star player. (PG-13) (2:00) TNT: Thu. 4 A.M. (CC)
• Cheaper by the Dozen 2
‘05. Steve Martin. While on vacation, Tom Baker discovers old rival Jimmy Murtaugh and his family are also there; the Bakers and Murtaughs find themselves in less-than-friendly competition. (PG) (1:45) HBO: Thu. 5:15 P.M. (CC)
‘00. Juliette Binoche. The mayor opposes a single mother who is opening a chocolate shop in his 1950s French village across from a church during Lent. (PG-13) (2:30) E!: Sun. 7 A.M.
‘28. Charlie Chaplin. Silent. The little tramp joins a circus, befriends a bareback rider and walks the tightrope. (G) (1:30) TCM: Fri. 8 A.M.
‘94. Brian O’Halloran. A 22-year-old clerk takes in a day’s worth of customers at a convenience store in New Jersey. (R) (1:30) SHO: Wed. 9 P.M. (CC)
‘06. Rosario Dawson. Slackers Dante and Randal find that they must change their lives, now that they are in their 30s, and must expand their horizons beyond pop culture and sex. (R) (1:45) SHO: Wed. 10:30 P.M. (CC)
‘94. Susan Sarandon. Mobsters and lawyers hound a boy who knows about the missing corpse of a U.S. senator. (PG-13) (2:30) TBS: Mon. 2:30 A.M. (CC)
‘05. Samuel L. Jackson. A high-school basketball coach turns a losing team around, then faces criticism for pushing the athletes to put grades first. (PG-13) (3:00) FX: Sat. noon.
• Code Name: The Cleaner
‘07. Cedric the Entertainer. A janitor with amnesia becomes convinced he is an undercover agent involved in a federal investigation of an international arms ring. (PG-13) (1:30) HBO: Wed. noon, Sat. 12:30 P.M. (CC)
• The Color Purple
‘85. Whoopi Goldberg. A black Southern woman struggles to find her identity after suffering years of abuse from her father and others over 40 years. (PG-13) (3:00) BET: Sun. 3 P.M. (CC)
‘97. Aidan Quinn. A distraught and suicidal man chooses to express his utter loss of faith by breaking each of God’s Ten Commandments. (R) (1:30) MAX: Wed. 10 A.M. (CC)
• Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen
‘04. Lindsay Lohan. After moving to New Jersey with her mother, a teen tries to dethrone the most popular girl at her new school. (PG) (1:45) DIS: Sun. 9:15 P.M. (CC)
• Cool Hand Luke
‘67. Paul Newman. A likable Southern loner on a chain gang resists the captain and keeps trying to escape. (GP) (2:30) AMC: Sun. 3 P.M. (CC)
‘93. Leon. Two Jamaicans make their way to Calgary as long-shot bobsledders in the 1988 Olympics. (PG) (1:40) ENC: Fri. 10:50 A.M. (CC)
• The Cowboy Way
‘94. Woody Harrelson. Two New Mexico cowboys drive a truck to New York to track the disappearance of their friend. (PG-13) (2:00) HBO: Mon. 10 A.M., Fri. 8:30 A.M., 5:30 P.M. (CC)
‘06. Jason Statham. A hit man awakes to the news that he has been poisoned and will die in an hour unless he keeps adrenaline coursing through his body. (R) (1:30) SHO: Sat. 8:30 P.M. (CC)
• Crazy in Alabama
‘99. Melanie Griffith. An eccentric kills her abusive husband and heads to Hollywood to pursue her dreams. (PG-13) (2:00) MAX: Fri. 1:30 P.M. (CC)
• Critters 2: The Main Course
‘88. Scott Grimes. The small town of Grover’s Bend is once again invaded by carnivorous hairballs from outer space. (PG-13) (1:50) TNT: Sun. 4:10 A.M. (CC)
‘83. Mary Steenburgen. Marjorie Kinnan Rawlings moves to backwoods Florida in 1928 and writes “The Yearling.” (PG) (2:05) TMC: Fri. 7 A.M. (CC)
• The Crow: City of Angels
‘96. Vincent Perez. A magic black crow guides a motorcycle mechanic who returns to avenge the murders of himself and his son. (R) (1:30) SHO: Sun. midnight.
‘00. Kirsten Dunst. After he is wrongly executed for his lover’s murder, a young man is resurrected to avenge both their deaths. (R) (2:00) FX: Mon. 11:30 P.M., Tue. 10 A.M.
‘83. Dee Wallace. Bitten by a rabid bat, a huge dog traps a Maine woman and her young son in their Ford Pinto. (R) (1:35) ENC: Tue. midnight (CC)
‘05. Christina Ricci. Siblings hunt for the werewolf that attacked them and transformed them into lycanthropes. (NR) (2:00) SCI-FI: Sat. 11 P.M. (CC)
• The Cutting Edge
‘92. D.B. Sweeney. An ex-hockey player and a prima donna bicker as paired figure skaters shooting for the Olympics. (PG) (1:45) ENC: Fri. 9:05 A.M. (CC)
‘94. Emilio Estevez. An injured hockey player coaches a peewee team set to face off against skaters from Iceland. (PG) (1:45) SHO: Wed. 9 A.M. (CC)
• D-Day, the Sixth of June
‘56. Robert Taylor. A married U.S. officer invades Normandy with his London girlfriend’s gallant British fiance. (NR) (2:15) AMC: Mon. 4:30 A.M.
• The Da Vinci Code
‘06. Tom Hanks. A murder in the Louvre Museum and clues in paintings by Leonardo lead to the discovery of a religious mystery that could rock the foundations of Christianity. (PG-13) (2:30) ENC: Sun. 1:40 P.M., 10:35 P.M., Wed. 8 P.M., Thu. 8:30 A.M. (CC)
• Dale ‘05. Narrated by Paul Newman. Interviews and archival footage tell the story of legendary NASCAR driver Dale Earnhardt. (NR) (2:15) CMT: Sat. 5 P.M.
‘93. Harvey Keitel. An experimental filmmaker uses two married actors to play out their private lives on screen. (R) (1:50) TMC: Wed. 11:30 P.M., Sat. 4 A.M.
‘97. Pierce Brosnan. A volcanologist and his new love flee a deadly eruption in the Pacific Northwest. (PG-13) (2:30) AMC: Sat. 1:30 A.M. (CC)
‘03. Ben Affleck. A blind man whose other senses are extraordinary works as an attorney during the day and fights crime at night. (PG-13) (2:30) FX: Fri. 6:30 P.M., Sat. 7:30 A.M.
• Dark Ride ‘06. Jamie-Lynn DiScala. After 10 years of being incarcerated for the brutal murder of two teenage girls, Jonah escapes from a mental institution and returns to his old haunt, an amusement park ride called “Dark Ride,” where he is about to meet a group of college friends. (R) (2:00) SCI-FI: Sat. 9 A.M.
‘06. Alyson Hannigan. A hopeless romantic and her British beau face a number of obstacles on their way to the altar. (PG-13) (1:30) HBO: Wed. 9 A.M. (CC)
• A Day at the Races
‘37. Groucho Marx. Doctor Hugo Hackenbush, Tony, and Stuffy upset a sanitorium, orchestra pit, water carnival and steeplechase. (NR) (2:00) TCM: Fri. 12:15 P.M. (CC)
• The Day the Earth Stood Still
‘51. Michael Rennie. Klaatu and his guardian robot, Gort, come from afar to warn Earth about nuclear war. (G) (2:00) AMC: Tue. 11 P.M., Wed. 10:30 A.M. (CC)
‘96. Hope Davis. Assorted relatives join a suburban woman on her trip to Manhattan to find the husband she suspects has been unfaithful. (R) (1:30) SHO: Tue. 10:45 A.M. (CC)
‘91. Kenneth Branagh. A private eye and an amnesiac echo a 1940s murder-case couple whom they may have been in a previous life. (R) (1:50) MAX: Thu. 8:30 A.M. (CC)
‘81. Charles Bronson. A wily trapper accused of murder leads a Mountie and a posse on a wild chase through the Yukon. (R) (2:00) AMC: Sun. 4 A.M. (CC)
• Death to the Supermodels ‘05. Jaime Pressly. A killer targets a group of models working on a swimsuit shoot on a tropical island. (R) (1:30) TMC: Mon. 1:15 A.M., Fri. 2:15 A.M. (CC)
• Death Valley: The Revenge of Bloody Bill ‘04. Chelsea Jean. A killer returns from the grave to lead an army of zombies against a drug dealer and a group of high-schoolers. (R) (2:00) SCI-FI: Wed. 3 A.M.
‘74. Charles Bronson. A New York architect turns vigilante hit man after thugs attack his wife and daughter. (R) (2:00) AMC: Wed. 8 P.M., 2 A.M.
• Death Wish II
‘82. Charles Bronson. The architect from New York turns vigilante in Los Angeles after more brutality too close to home. (R) (2:00) AMC: Wed. 11 P.M.
‘98. Robert Duvall. Troubled people attempt to mend their lives as they brace themselves for a comet that threatens Earth. (PG-13) (2:05) TMC: Fri. 11:15 A.M., 8 P.M. (CC)
‘05. Lucas Black. A young drifter encounters mysterious locals after he takes a job at a run-down motel. (R) (1:40) TMC: Wed. 1:20 A.M. (CC)
‘06. Denzel Washington. A time-traveling federal agent falls in love with a New Orleans woman who is fated to be murdered. (PG-13) (2:10) STZ: Sun. 1:10 P.M., 9 P.M., 5:15 A.M., Tue. 5:35 A.M., Wed. 12:50 P.M., 7:55 P.M. (CC)
‘91. Dominique Pinon. Hungry tenement dwellers of the food-starved future ponder the introduction of a new source of protein. (R) (1:45) SHO: Tue. 3:15 A.M.
‘05. Clive Owen. Adulterous lovers must turn the tables on a violent blackmailer to save their respective families. (R) (1:50) ENC: Mon. 2:30 P.M., 11:10 P.M., Fri. 12:30 P.M., 3:50 A.M. (CC)
• Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo
‘99. Rob Schneider. A fish-tank cleaner housesitting for a gigolo destroys a $6,000 aquarium and must come up with a way to pay for it. (R) (1:30) ENC: Fri. 8 P.M., 2:20 A.M., Sat. 1:30 P.M. (CC)
• The Devil Wears Prada
‘06. Meryl Streep. A recent college graduate lands a job working for a famous and diabolical editor of a New York fashion magazine. (PG-13) (1:55) MAX: Fri. 9:35 A.M. (CC)
‘03. Kip Pardue. While honeymooning on a remote island, a newlywed learns that her husband is plotting her death. (R) (2:00) LIFE: Wed. 9 P.M. (CC)
‘96. Sharon Stone. A wife and a mistress conspire to murder the brutal headmaster of a school for boys, then the body disappears. (R) (1:50) ENC: Mon. 1 A.M. (CC)
‘99. Kirsten Dunst. Two enraptured high-school girls become President Nixon’s official dog-walkers and secret advisers. (PG-13) (1:35) TMC: Thu. 6:10 A.M. (CC)
‘90. Warren Beatty. The comic-strip detective woos Tess Trueheart, dodges Breathless Mahoney and chases nicknamed crooks. (PG) (1:50) ENC: Mon. 11 A.M. (CC)
‘88. Bruce Willis. A New York policeman outwits foreign thugs holding his wife and others in a Los Angeles high-rise. (R) (2:30) AMC: Sun. 5:30 P.M. (CC)
• Die Hard 2
‘90. Bruce Willis. The sequel’s police hero spots military terrorists while waiting for his wife at a Washington, D.C., airport. (R) (2:05) MAX: Sat. 6:10 P.M., 2 A.M. (CC)
• Digging to China
‘98. Kevin Bacon. A 10-year-old who longs to escape from her older sister and life in rural 1960s New Hampshire befriends a mentally impaired man. (PG) (1:45) MAX: Mon. 9:30 A.M. (CC)
‘05. Cuba Gooding Jr. Two corrupt Los Angeles policemen endure separate investigations from Internal Affairs. (R) (1:40) SHO: Tue. 11:35 P.M. (CC)
‘87. Jennifer Grey. A doctor’s teenage daughter gets slinky with the dance teacher at a Catskills resort in the summer of 1963. (PG-13) (1:45) SHO: Thu. 8:15 A.M. (CC)
• Disney’s The Kid
‘00. Bruce Willis. An unmarried, apathetic and 40-ish image-consultant magically receives a visit from his 8-year-old self. (PG) (2:00) ABCFAM: Sun. 1 P.M. (CC)
• Dr. Jekyll and Ms. Hyde
‘95. Sean Young. A great-grandfather’s formula transforms a male perfumer into a predatory woman intent on climbing the corporate ladder. (PG-13) (2:00) COMEDY: Wed. 2 A.M. (CC)
‘05. Keira Knightley. Domino Harvey turns her back on wealth and privilege for the excitement of life as a bounty hunter. (R) (2:10) MAX: Wed. 4:20 P.M. (CC)
‘01. Eddie Griffin. Framed for money laundering, an investment banker switches places with a petty thief. (PG-13) (1:30) ENC: Thu. 3 P.M., 4:30 A.M. (CC)
• Down in the Delta
‘98. Alfre Woodard. A drug user moves her children from Chicago to Mississippi to stay with their uncle and his family. (PG-13) (1:55) SHO: Wed. 4:35 A.M. (CC)
• Down in the Valley
‘05. Edward Norton. A lawman is suspicious of a charismatic stranger who claims to be a former ranch hand and is wooing his teenage daughter. (R) (2:00) SHO: Mon. 6:15 P.M., Sat. 3:45 A.M. (CC)
• Down to You
‘00. Freddie Prinze Jr. Two collegians fall in love but have a bumpy affair due to mischievous roommates and the temptation to stray. (PG-13) (1:35) STZ: Fri. 8:45 A.M. (CC)
• Dragon Fighter ‘02. Dean Cain. A genetically engineered dragon escapes from an underground laboratory and threatens to set the world ablaze. (R) (2:00) SCI-FI: Thu. 3 A.M. (CC)
‘44. Katharine Hepburn. A Chinese villager, her husband and in-laws burn their land to foil Japanese invaders. (NR) (2:30) TCM: Sat. 7 A.M. (CC)
• Driving Lessons ‘06. Laura Linney. The son of an overprotective mother takes a step into manhood when he gets a summer job as the assistant of an aging actress. (PG-13) (1:45) STZ: Thu. 8 A.M. (CC)
‘02. Nick Cannon. A young man from Harlem joins a Southern university’s marching band but antagonizes the musical director and its leader. (PG-13) (2:30) TNT: Fri. 11:30 P.M., Sat. 2:30 P.M. (CC)
‘05. David Schwimmer. A divorced alcoholic faces an uphill battle as he struggles to reconnect with his ex-wife and daughters. (R) (1:30) SHO: Wed. 10:45 A.M. (CC)
‘00. Gwyneth Paltrow. A Las Vegas chorus girl, a hustler and an escaped convict head for a karaoke championship in Omaha, Neb. (R) (2:15) TBS: Thu. 3:10 A.M. (CC)
• The Dukes of Hazzard
‘05. Johnny Knoxville. Bo, Luke and Daisy Duke try to thwart a scheme by Boss Hogg involving a high-profile auto race. (PG-13) (2:00) USA: Sun. 9 P.M., Mon. 2 P.M. (CC)
‘89. Geena Davis. Valley girls cruise Southern California with Mac, Wiploc and Zebo from the planet Jhazzala. (PG) (1:45) SHO: Wed. 4:30 P.M. (CC)
‘96. Whoopi Goldberg. An avid basketball fan becomes head coach after a Texas tycoon buys the New York Knicks. (PG-13) (2:00) TNT: Thu. 2 A.M. (CC)
‘06. Paul Walker. Members of a scientific expedition must leave their beloved sled dogs behind in the frozen wilderness of Antarctica. (PG) (2:10) STZ: Fri. 10:20 A.M., 10:40 P.M. (CC)
• Eight Men Out
‘88. John Cusack. Disgruntled Chicago White Sox stand trial for allegedly throwing the 1919 World Series for mobster Arnold Rothstein. (PG) (2:00) ENC: Mon. 5:30 A.M. (CC)
‘99. Matthew Broderick. When a school’s goody-two-shoes runs for class president, a teacher/adviser schemes to keep her from winning. (R) (1:45) SHO: Wed. 2:45 P.M., Sat. 2:30 P.M. (CC)
‘05. Jennifer Garner. Hired to kill a man and his daughter, an assassin instead protects them while battling formidable adversaries. (PG-13) (2:00) FX: Fri. 9 P.M., midnight.
‘05. Orlando Bloom. In Kentucky to bury his father, a troubled man gets his life on track with the help of a free-spirited flight attendant. (PG-13) (2:15) SHO: Thu. 3:30 P.M., 4 A.M. (CC)
‘85. Dennis Quaid. An Earthian space pilot crash-lands on a planet with a lizardlike warrior from the Dracon Empire. (PG-13) (2:30) AMC: Wed. 12:30 P.M.
‘60. Laurence Olivier. British song-and-dance man Archie knows he’s a failure, and so does his alcoholic wife. (NR) (1:45) TCM: Thu. 4:15 A.M. (CC)
‘99. Sean Connery. A woman pretends to be a burglar to catch a gentleman thief planning a big heist in Malaysia on the eve of the millennium. (PG-13) (2:00) HBO: Wed. 4 P.M., Sat. 2:30 P.M. (CC)
‘07. Kal Penn. Four adult orphans have an incredible adventure in a spoof of blockbuster and fantasy films. (PG-13) (1:30) HBO: Sun. 3 P.M., 11:30 P.M., Sat. 8 A.M., 5 P.M. (CC)
‘00. Julia Roberts. A law clerk researching a client’s health case stumbles on a cover-up of a contaminated water supply in a desert town. (R) (3:00) A&E: Sat. 8 P.M., midnight (CC)
• Every 9 Seconds ‘97. Amy Pietz. A crisis center volunteer embarks on a desperate search for the woman who threatened to kill her abusive ex-husband. (2:00) WGN: Sat. 3:30 A.M.
• Everything Is Illuminated
‘05. Elijah Wood. A young man travels to Russia to find the woman who may have saved his grandfather from the Nazis. (PG-13) (1:45) MAX: Tue. 3 P.M. (CC)
• The Execution of Wanda Jean
‘02. Wanda Jean Allen. Filmmaker Liz Garbus chronicles a woman’s final three months on death row. (2:00) A&E: Sat. 2 P.M. (CC)
• Exit to Eden
‘94. Dana Delany. Two undercover detectives trail a photographer to an island resort devoted to sexual dominance fantasies. (R) (2:30) COMEDY: Mon. 8 A.M. (CC)
‘06. Matthew McConaughey. The parents of a young man who still lives at home hire a beautiful woman to entice him to finally leave the nest. (PG-13) (1:45) SHO: Sun. 2:45 P.M., Thu. 5:45 P.M. (CC)
• Fall From Grace
‘07. Cleric Fred Phelps leads a congregation in Topeka, Kan., that preaches anti-gay rhetoric. (NR) (1:15) TMC: Wed. 8:30 P.M. (CC)
• The Family Stone
‘05. Dermot Mulroney. A young woman encounters a chilly reception when her boyfriend takes her home to meet his family. (PG-13) (1:45) HBO: Tue. 10:45 A.M. (CC)
• The Fantasia Barrino Story: Life Is Not a Fairy Tale
‘06. Fantasia Barrino. Barrino, a singer, overcomes hardships and gains fame by winning the third season of “American Idol.” (NR) (2:00) LIFE: Sat. 7 P.M. (CC)
‘05. Ioan Gruffudd. Four people gain unusual powers after a space mission exposes them to cosmic radiation. (PG-13) (2:00) FX: Wed. 8 P.M., 10 P.M.
• Farce of the Penguins ‘07. Voices of Christina Applegate. A penguin searches for love with his hedonistic buddies illuminating survival and mating rituals. (R) (1:25) STZ: Sun. 3:50 A.M. (CC)
• The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift
‘06. Lucas Black. An American street racer in Japan learns an exciting but dangerous new style and goes head-to-head with a local champion who has ties to the Yakuza. (PG-13) (1:45) HBO: Tue. 5:15 P.M. (CC)
‘65. Cary Grant. A stranded French teacher and her girls join an island beach bum paid in booze to spot enemy planes. (NR) (2:00) TCM: Wed. 4 P.M. (CC)
• Father of the Bride
‘91. Steve Martin. A harried patriarch faces separation anxiety, exorbitant costs and more as he prepares for his daughter’s wedding. (PG) (2:00) AMC: Thu. 8 P.M., midnight (CC)
• Father of the Bride
‘91. Steve Martin. A harried patriarch faces separation anxiety, exorbitant costs and more as he prepares for his daughter’s wedding. (PG) (2:00) WE: Sat. 8 P.M., 10 P.M.
• Father of the Bride Part II
‘95. Steve Martin. A worrisome family patriarch is driven to further distraction by the simultaneous pregnancies of his wife and daughter. (PG) (2:00) AMC: Thu. 10 P.M., 2 A.M. (CC)
• A Few Good Men
‘92. Tom Cruise. Navy lawyers defend two Marines accused of killing a private at the naval station at Guantanamo Bay, Cuba. (R) (3:00) TNT: Sun. noon (CC)
‘99. Brad Pitt. Two young professionals create an underground club where men can compete in hand-to-hand combat. (R) (2:20) MAX: Sun. 2:40 P.M., Thu. 7:30 P.M. (CC)
• Fighting the Odds: The Marilyn Gambrell Story ‘05. Jami Gertz. A parole officer institutes a groundbreaking program to help children whose parents are incarcerated. (2:00) LIFE: Sat. 5 P.M. (CC)
• Final Destination 2
‘03. Ali Larter. Death returns to claim the lives of those who did not die in a horrible highway calamity as they were meant to do. (R) (2:00) SCI-FI: Sat. 7 P.M. (CC)
• Final Destination 3
‘06. Mary Elizabeth Winstead. A high-school senior and her friends must deal with repercussions of cheating death when they survive a terrible roller-coaster accident. (R) (1:40) MAX: Mon. 6:50 P.M., Sat. 8:15 P.M. (CC)
• Find Me Guilty
‘06. Vin Diesel. When an ambitious prosecutor drags him back into court, imprisoned mobster Jack DiNoscio decides to defend himself instead of ratting on his associates in a New Jersey crime family. (R) (2:10) ENC: Thu. 12:50 P.M. (CC)
‘82. Clint Eastwood. An American pilot sneaks into Russia to steal a superfast jet that runs by telepathy and is armed with nuclear weapons. (PG) (3:00) AMC: Fri. 3 P.M. (CC)
‘06. Harrison Ford. A vicious criminal kidnaps the family of a bank-security expert, forcing him to find a way to break into the theft-proof computer system he designed, to ransom his loved ones. (PG-13) (2:00) HBO: Mon. 8 A.M., Thu. noon (CC)
• First Time Felon
‘97. Omar Epps. A young criminal serves four months in a military-style prison program, where he helps save an Illinois town from flooding. (R) (2:30) BET: Wed. 7:30 P.M. (CC)
‘06. Alison Lohman. A teenager in modern-day Wyoming tames a mustang and dreams of, one day, running her father’s ranch. (PG) (1:45) HBO: Thu. 6:30 A.M. (CC)
• Flight of the Phoenix
‘04. Dennis Quaid. A group of people struggles to survive after a huge sandstorm causes their plane to crash in the Gobi desert. (PG-13) (2:30) FX: Sun. 9 A.M.
‘06. Voices of Hugh Jackman. Animated. After an ignoble landing in Ratropolis, a pampered rodent enlists the help of a sewer scavenger in finding his way back to his posh London flat. (PG) (1:30) HBO: Mon. 1:30 P.M. (CC)
‘80. Adrienne Barbeau. Californians are haunted by corpses from a 100-year-old shipwreck. (R) (2:00) AMC: Tue. 11:30 A.M. (CC)
• For Love of Ivy
‘68. Sidney Poitier. Two Long Island teens force a roving gambler to date their maid, to keep her from quitting. (G) (1:45) TCM: Thu. 12:30 P.M. (CC)
• For Love or Money
‘93. Michael J. Fox. A concierge who dreams of opening his own luxury hotel must chaperon a potential investor’s mistress. (PG) (1:35) MAX: Sun. 1:05 P.M. (CC)
• For One Night ‘06. Raven-Symone. A newspaper reporter helps a teenager who crusades against racially segregated proms at her high school. (NR) (2:00) LIFE: Sat. 3 P.M. (CC)
• For the Boys
‘91. Bette Midler. Show-business partners form a stormy 50-year love story around USO tours in World War II, Korea and Vietnam. (R) (2:25) ENC: Tue. 1:35 A.M. (CC)
• For the Love of a Child ‘06. Peri Gilpin. Two American actresses, Sara O’Meara and Yvonne Fedderson, found an organization to help orphans and abused children. (NR) (2:00) LIFE: Tue. 9 P.M. (CC)
• Forbidden Passions ‘06. Wild women indulge their fantasies. (NR) (1:35) MAX: Thu. 11:45 P.M.
• Force 10 From Navarone
‘78. Harrison Ford. During World War II, an odd assortment of military experts teams up on a mission to destroy a vital enemy bridge. (PG) (2:30) AMC: Mon. 2 A.M.
‘99. Christopher Lambert. While his wife and child escape, a man is captured and sent to a new prison in outer space. (R) (2:00) SCI-FI: Fri. 3 A.M. (CC)
‘82. Nick Nolte. A sloppy detective and a slick convict lurch around San Francisco on a two-day manhunt. (R) (1:40) HBO: Sat. 2:40 A.M. (CC)
• .45 ‘06. Milla Jovovich. A woman hatches a plan for revenge after seeking independence from her drug-dealing boyfriend. (R) (1:45) TMC: Mon. 11:30 P.M. (CC)
• The 4th Floor
‘99. Artie Lange. A reclusive neighbor harasses a New York decorator in the apartment the latter inherited from a relative. (R) (1:30) MAX: Fri. 3:30 P.M. (CC)
• Frankie and Johnny
‘91. Al Pacino. A love-shy Manhattan waitress finds it increasingly difficult to avoid the romantic advances of a new short-order cook. (R) (2:30) LIFE: Thu. 11:30 A.M. (CC)
‘03. Robert Englund. Teens are caught in the middle of a battle between the razor-clawed Freddy and the masked killer Jason. (R) (2:00) SCI-FI: Sat. 11 A.M. (CC)
• The French Connection
‘71. Gene Hackman. New York Detective “Popeye” Doyle and his partner chase a French heroin smuggler. (R) (2:15) AMC: Wed. 4 A.M.
‘00. Dennis Quaid. A policeman tries to alter the past after making radio contact with his father, a firefighter who died 30 years earlier. (PG-13) (2:30) USA: Sat. 1 P.M., 3 A.M. (CC)
• Fried Green Tomatoes
‘91. Kathy Bates. A nursing-home resident regales a visitor with tales of the close friendship between two women in 1930s Alabama. (PG-13) (3:00) CMT: Sat. 8 P.M.
‘96. Michael J. Fox. Friendly ghosts help a psychic detective probe hauntings that killed residents of a coastal California town. (R) (1:50) ENC: Tue. 3:30 P.M., Sat. 9:05 A.M. (CC)
• From Dusk Till Dawn
‘96. Harvey Keitel. Desperado brothers kidnap a preacher and his kids, commandeer their RV and wind up in a Mexican strip joint where vampires lurk. (R) (1:50) STZ: Thu. 3:20 A.M. (CC)
• Fun With Dick & Jane
‘05. Jim Carrey. After losing their jobs, an affluent couple turn to robbery to support their lifestyle. (PG-13) (1:35) STZ: Mon. 7:30 A.M., 7:30 P.M., 3:20 A.M. (CC)
‘68. Barbra Streisand. Ziegfeld Follies star Fanny Brice falls for gambler Nicky Arnstein. (G) (2:45) TCM: Thu. 10:30 P.M. (CC)
‘78. Kirk Douglas. A psychic girl helps a spy find his psychic son, kidnapped by a renegade scientist. (R) (2:30) AMC: Tue. 1:30 P.M.
‘44. Charles Boyer. A Scotland Yard detective figures out why a schizoid Victorian is trying to drive his wife mad. (NR) (2:00) TCM: Sun. 9:30 A.M. (CC)
‘04. Filmmakers Claude Nuridsany and Marie P??rennou examine the life cycle as organisms evolve from the fetal stage. (G) (1:25) SHO: Fri. 6:05 A.M. (CC)
• Get Rich or Die Tryin’
‘05. Curtis “50 Cent” Jackson. A drug dealer wants to leave his violent life behind and pursue his dream of becoming a rap artist. (R) (2:00) SHO: Tue. 1:15 A.M. (CC)
‘72. Steve McQueen. A bank robber and his wife cross a big shot and are chased to the Mexican border. (PG) (2:05) MAX: Fri. 7:30 A.M. (CC)
• Girl From B.I.K.I.N.I. ‘07. Young beauties offer pleasing moments. (NR) (1:30) MAX: Sun. 11:30 P.M. (CC)
• The Girl on a Motorcycle
‘68. Alain Delon. Unhappy with her marriage, a leather-clad woman hops on a motorcycle to meet her lover. (R) (1:30) TMC: Tue. 11:35 P.M.
• Girl’s Best Friend ‘08. Janeane Garofalo. A woman has a change of heart while taking her mother’s dog on a cross-country trip. (NR) (2:00) LIFE: Sun. 5 P.M. (CC)
‘06. Josh Lucas. Coach Don Haskins leads the first all-black basketball team to NCAA victory during the 1966 season. (PG) (2:05) STZ: Tue. 12:15 P.M., 10:35 P.M., Sat. 10:30 P.M. (CC)
‘04. Greg Kinnear. A scientist clones a couple’s dead son, but the boy behaves strangely after his eighth birthday. (PG-13) (1:45) TMC: Sun. 11:40 A.M., 11:15 P.M., Sat. 1:45 P.M. (CC)
‘95. Doug Stone. A piglet sets out to find his family with the help of two children who can hear him talk. (G) (1:30) TMC: Mon. 10 A.M. (CC)
‘03. Halle Berry. A criminal psychologist awakens to find herself confined in a penitentiary, accused of murdering her husband. (R) (2:00) AMC: Tue. 4 P.M. (CC)
‘06. Doris Roberts. Evicted from his apartment, a video-game tester must live with his grandmother and her two friends. (R) (1:40) MAX: Sat. noon (CC)
‘06. Dominic Purcell. Angry spirits terrorize three reunited friends after they disturb a cemetery following a funeral. (R) (2:00) SCI-FI: Sat. 5 P.M. (CC)
‘06. Heather Graham. Unforeseen complications arise when a young woman and her similar brother both fall in love with the same gal. (PG-13) (1:45) STZ: Tue. 4 P.M., Wed. 7:45 A.M. (CC)
• The Great Dictator
‘40. Charles Chaplin. A Jewish barber looks like Adenoid Hynkel, dictator of Tomania, who meets Benzino Napaloni, dictator of Bacteria. (G) (2:00) TCM: Mon. 8:30 A.M. (CC)
• The Great New Wonderful
‘05. Maggie Gyllenhaal. New Yorkers adjust to changes in their daily lives in the year following the terrorist attacks of Sept. 11, 2001. (R) (1:30) TMC: Tue. 11:30 A.M. (CC)
‘04. Sarah Michelle Gellar. An American exchange student and her boyfriend encounter vengeful spirits that haunt a house in Tokyo. (NR) (2:00) SCI-FI: Sat. 9 P.M.
• The Grudge 2
‘06. Amber Tamblyn. A young woman encounters a terrible curse while searching for her missing sister in Tokyo. (PG-13) (1:50) STZ: Wed. 9:30 A.M., 6:05 P.M. (CC)
• Grumpy Old Men
‘93. Jack Lemmon. Minnesota neighbors rekindle a 10-year feud when they fall for the same widow. (PG-13) (2:00) TBS: Fri. 2:10 A.M., Sat. 6:10 A.M. (CC)
‘06. Kevin Costner. A trainer in a Coast Guard program for rescue swimmers turns a cocky recruit into his protege and takes him on a mission to the Bering Strait. (PG-13) (2:20) ENC: Wed. 6:20 A.M., 2:10 P.M., 10:35 P.M. (CC)
• Guys and Dolls
‘55. Marlon Brando. A Broadway gambler bets that a Runyonesque high roller cannot take a sidewalk soul-saver on a date to Havana. (NR) (2:30) TCM: Tue. 11:15 A.M. (CC)
• Hallowed Ground ‘07. Jaimie Alexander. A young woman becomes stranded in a town where the rebirth of a fanatical preacher leads to evil. (NR) (2:00) SCI-FI: Sun. 9 P.M.
‘87. Anthony Barrile. An account of the 101st Airborne Division’s 10-day struggle to secure a strategic mountainside in South Vietnam. (R) (2:30) AMC: Mon. 3:30 P.M., 11:30 P.M.
• The Hand That Rocks the Cradle
‘92. Annabella Sciorra. To carry out her plan of revenge, an unhinged woman charms a Seattle couple into hiring her as a nanny. (R) (1:55) ENC: Tue. 10:05 P.M. (CC)
• Hangin’ With the Homeboys
‘91. Doug E. Doug. Four bored South Bronx teens spend an eye-opening Friday evening cruising the streets and clubs of Manhattan. (R) (1:35) MAX: Sun. 6:40 P.M. (CC)
‘93. Jean-Claude Van Damme. The line between the hunted and the hunter becomes blurred when one man fights a group that hunts other men for sport. (R) (1:40) HBO: Sun. 4:10 A.M. (CC)
• Hard to Kill
‘90. Steven Seagal. A policeman, who was pronounced dead but lived, eventually recovers with the help of a gorgeous nurse, and years later he seeks revenge. (R) (1:35) MAX: Mon. 5:15 P.M. (CC)
‘86. Clint Eastwood. A veteran Marine sergeant keeps in touch with his ex-wife while beating a platoon into shape for Grenada. (R) (2:30) AMC: Fri. 8 P.M., Sat. 5:30 P.M. (CC)
‘89. Winona Ryder. Cool Veronica and her quirky new boyfriend topple a high-school trio of too-cool Heathers. (R) (2:00) ABCFAM: Sat. midnight (CC)
‘69. Barbra Streisand. A matchmaker nabs a rich Yonkers grain merchant for herself in circa-1900 New York. (G) (2:30) TCM: Thu. 8 P.M. (CC)
‘06. Filmmakers follow the jazz musician over 18 months as he collaborates in-studio with Sting, Annie Lennox, Paul Simon, Christina Aguilera, Carlos Santana. (NR) (1:45) SHO: Sun. 11 A.M., 4:35 A.M. (CC)
‘00. John Cusack. A store owner, who sells only vinyl records, has a midlife crisis, assesses his life and tries to win back an ex-girlfriend. (R) (2:00) STZ: Wed. 4:05 A.M. (CC)
‘95. Omar Epps. The harsh realities of identity, sex, politics and racism greet the incoming freshmen of Columbus University. (R) (2:10) HBO: Sun. 2 A.M. (CC)
• The Hills Have Eyes
‘06. Aaron Stanford. A family road trip takes a terrifying turn when the travelers become stranded in a government atomic zone inhabited by a band of bloodthirsty mutants. (R) (2:00) MAX: Wed. 8 P.M. (CC)
• The Hills Have Eyes Part II
‘85. Michael Berryman. Motocross racers run into Pluto and his cannibal clan in the desert. (R) (1:30) SHO: Sun. 1:30 A.M. (CC)
• The History Boys
‘06. Richard Griffiths. Dedicated teachers at a British grammar school prepare their gifted and unruly charges for entrance exams to Oxford and Cambridge universities. (R) (1:55) HBO: Thu. 2:20 A.M. (CC)
• A History of Violence
‘05. Viggo Mortensen. Vicious criminals continue to harass a man and his wife after he thwarts a robbery attempt at his diner. (R) (1:40) MAX: Thu. 2 P.M. (CC)
‘05. Will Smith. A smooth-talking man falls for a hardened columnist while helping a shy accountant woo a beautiful heiress. (PG-13) (2:45) TBS: Sat. 8 P.M. (CC)
‘07. Sean Bean. Two traveling students pick up a hitchhiker, unaware that he is a serial killer who intends to pin his crimes on them. (R) (1:30) MAX: Tue. 1:30 P.M. (CC)
‘03. Sigourney Weaver. A boy and his friends question the motives of a woman at a detention camp who forces them to dig holes. (PG) (2:15) DIS: Fri. 8:15 P.M., Sat. noon (CC)
‘06. Cameron Diaz. Two women, one from America and one from England, swap homes at Christmastime after bad breakups with their boyfriends. (PG-13) (2:25) STZ: Wed. 1:40 A.M., Thu. 9:45 A.M., 9 P.M. (CC)
‘06. Luke Wilson. After moving from Montana, a youth and his new friends in Florida take on corrupt politicians and greedy developers in a fight to protect endangered owls. (PG) (1:30) HBO: Mon. 6:30 A.M. (CC)
‘98. Sandra Bullock. After learning about her husband’s infidelity, a woman returns to her hometown and finds romance with a handyman. (PG-13) (2:00) AMC: Thu. 6 P.M., Fri. 1 P.M. (CC)
‘06. Jay Hernandez. Backpackers find that their decision to stay at a Slovakian hostel is a gruesome mistake. (R) (1:45) SHO: Sat. 1:30 A.M. (CC)
‘91. Charlie Sheen. A top-gun pilot keeps up with his rival and re-creates Hollywood love scenes with his girlfriend. (PG-13) (1:30) HBO: Fri. 12:30 P.M. (CC)
• Hot Shots! Part Deux
‘93. Charlie Sheen. The government recruits a parody of a commando for a rescue mission after Operation Desert Storm. (PG-13) (1:30) HBO: Wed. 7 P.M., Sat. 9:30 A.M. (CC)
‘58. Cary Grant. A lawyer with three children lives on a houseboat with an Italian symphony conductor’s daughter as his maid. (NR) (2:00) TCM: Wed. 6 P.M. (CC)
‘95. Sinbad. An impostor fools a lawyer and his family as an old friend trained in oral surgery. (PG) (2:00) STZ: Tue. 10:15 A.M., Sat. 4:20 A.M. (CC)
• How to Eat Fried Worms
‘06. Thomas Cavanagh. Bravado lands an 11-year-old boy in a predicament at a new school when he accepts the challenge of a bully to eat 10 worms in a single day. (PG) (1:30) MAX: Fri. 6 A.M. (CC)
• How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days
‘03. Kate Hudson. A columnist tries to make a man dump her, but he bets his boss that she will fall in love. (PG-13) (2:30) USA: Sun. 6:30 P.M., Mon. 11:30 A.M. (CC)
‘81. Dee Wallace. A shaken TV newswoman finds a doctor’s retreat crawling with werewolves. (R) (2:00) AMC: Fri. 11 P.M.
‘91. Bruce Willis. An ex-con cat burglar becomes mixed up with a CIA operative, a Vatican agent and a wealthy couple in a plot to steal da Vinci artifacts. (R) (1:45) ENC: Wed. 1 A.M. (CC)
• The Hunt for Red October
‘90. Sean Connery. Moscow, Washington and a CIA analyst track a renegade Soviet captain and his new submarine. (PG) (2:30) SPIKE: Mon. 9 P.M., Sat. 1 A.M.
‘03. Giovanni Ribisi. A movie star begins a gradual descent into madness as he tries to come to terms with fame and its consequences. (R) (2:00) TMC: Thu. 2:45 P.M. (CC)
• I Married a Witch
‘42. Fredric March. A politician’s campaign for governor is complicated by a seductive witch with romance and revenge on her mind. (NR) (1:30) TCM: Mon. 10:30 A.M.
‘04. Will Smith. In 2035 a Chicago homicide detective tracks a sophisticated robot accused of murdering a visionary scientist. (PG-13) (2:30) FX: Sat. 3 P.M.
‘02. Eddie Murphy. A special agent and a boxing champion travel to Budapest, Hungary, to locate an arms dealer and a stealth bomber. (PG-13) (2:00) TNT: Fri. 4 A.M., Sat. 8 A.M. (CC)
‘05. Joan Cusack. A teen risks disappointing her mother by forgoing college plans to become a champion figure skater. (G) (2:00) ABCFAM: Sat. 4 P.M. (CC)
‘06. Luke Wilson. Selected for a human hibernation project, an average soldier awakens 1,000 years in the future, where society is so dumbed-down that he is the smartest person alive. (R) (1:30) MAX: Sun. 10 P.M., Fri. 6:45 P.M. (CC)
‘99. Devon Sawa. A teenage slacker wakes up Halloween Day, finds his parents gruesomely murdered and his right hand possessed by the devil. (R) (1:35) MAX: Fri. 3:40 A.M. (CC)
‘06. Andr?? Benjamin. In a 1930s speakeasy, a piano player and his fellow performer try to keep their establishment out of hoodlums’ hands. (R) (2:00) MAX: Thu. noon (CC)
‘06. Edward Norton. Master magician Eisenheim vies with the heir to the Austro-Hungarian Empire to win back the woman he once loved, who is about to become the prince’s fiancee. (PG-13) (2:00) STZ: Sat. 9:10 A.M. (CC)
• I’m Gonna Git You Sucka
‘88. Keenen Ivory Wayans. A veteran, his idol and other ghetto good guys battle a white mobster called Mr. Big. (R) (1:30) ENC: Mon. 9:40 P.M., Sat. 1:45 A.M. (CC)
• Imagine Me & You
‘05. Piper Perabo. While walking to the altar, a bride locks eyes with another woman and is inexplicably attracted. (R) (1:35) MAX: Sun. 2:40 A.M. (CC)
‘97. Kevin Kline. An actor’s comment stirs media speculation about his prim Midwestern teacher’s sexuality. (PG-13) (2:00) USA: Wed. 2 P.M., 1 A.M. (CC)
• In Good Company
‘04. Dennis Quaid. Demoted from his corporate job, a man learns his new, younger replacement is also dating his daughter. (PG-13) (2:00) TBS: Fri. 12:10 A.M., Sat. 10:10 A.M. (CC)
‘03. Jean-Claude Van Damme. A man kills his wife’s murderer and is sent to a prison where the warden sets up brutal battles between inmates. (R) (2:00) USA: Fri. noon, 2 A.M. (CC)
• In the Mix
‘05. Usher Raymond. A disc jockey must dodge gunfire instead of groupies when he becomes the bodyguard for a mobster’s beautiful daughter. (PG-13) (1:45) TMC: Thu. 7:45 A.M., 4:45 P.M. (CC)
• An Inconvenient Truth
‘06. Former presidential candidate Al Gore campaigns to raise awareness of the dangers of global warming and calls for immediate action to curb the problem. (PG) (1:45) TMC: Fri. 4:30 P.M., 5:25 A.M. (CC)
‘96. Will Smith. A fighter pilot, a computer whiz and others fight back after 15-mile-wide alien ships zap Earth’s major cities. (PG-13) (2:30) ENC: Sat. 11 A.M., 8 P.M., 4:40 A.M. (CC)
• Indiscretion of an American Wife
‘53. Jennifer Jones. A Philadelphian says goodbye to her Italian lover at the train station in Rome. (NR) (1:15) TCM: Wed. 4:15 A.M.
• Into the Sun ‘05. Steven Seagal. A former CIA agent uncovers a deadly plot while searching for the men responsible for an assassination and a kidnapping. (R) (1:55) USA: Mon. 2:05 A.M. (CC)
• Irish Jam ‘06. Eddie Griffin. An American con artist wins a poetry contest staged by residents of a financially strapped Irish town. (PG-13) (1:40) STZ: Thu. 2 P.M. (CC)
• Irish Jam ‘06. Eddie Griffin. An American con artist wins a poetry contest staged by residents of a financially strapped Irish town. (PG-13) (1:45) SHO: Tue. 2 P.M. (CC)
• The Iron Giant
‘99. Voices of Jennifer Aniston. Animated. A malevolent government agent threatens to destroy the friendship between a boy and a huge alien robot. (PG) (1:30) HBO: Tue. 7:30 A.M. (CC)
• It Happened One Night
‘34. Claudette Colbert. A newsman rides a bus and shares a cabin with a tycoon’s runaway daughter. (NR) (2:00) TCM: Mon. 8 P.M. (CC)
• It Runs in the Family
‘94. Charles Grodin. A son of eccentric parents grows into young adulthood during the course of a summer. (PG) (1:30) SHO: Mon. 6:15 A.M.
• The Italian Job
‘03. Mark Wahlberg. A master thief and his crew plan to steal back a fortune in gold bullion after they lose it to a double-crossing gang member. (PG-13) (3:00) FX: Sun. 4:30 P.M.
‘06. Johnny Knoxville. Daredevils go for the gross-out when they subject an unsuspecting public to more outrageous stunts and practical jokes. (R) (1:35) SHO: Tue. 10 P.M. (CC)
‘02. Lexa Doig. The masked killer awakens in 2455 and stalks a professor and a group of students aboard a spacecraft. (R) (2:00) SCI-FI: Sat. 1 A.M. (CC)
‘99. Rose McGowan. Popular high-school girls scurry to cover up when a wild prank on a fellow student goes terribly wrong. (R) (1:35) HBO: Wed. 4:25 A.M. (CC)
• Jeepers Creepers 2
‘03. Ray Wise. A winged creature terrorizes basketball players, coaches and cheerleaders who have become stranded on a highway. (R) (2:00) SCI-FI: Sun. 7 P.M. (CC)
‘04. Ben Affleck. A young woman changes the life of a single father who used to be a successful New York music publicist. (PG-13) (2:00) LIFE: Thu. 2 P.M. (CC)
‘01. David Spade. A goofy janitor tells a radio talk-show host about his search for the parents who abandoned him. (PG-13) (2:00) COMEDY: Sun. 4 P.M. (CC)
‘99. Brandon Baker. A teenage Hawaiian surfer moves to Vermont, where his grandfather helps him become a first-class snowboarder. (1:45) DIS: Tue. 8:15 P.M.
‘95. Robin Williams. A magic board-game brings forth African perils and a guy who disappeared in 1969 while playing it. (PG) (1:45) ENC: Sun. 6:15 P.M. (CC)
‘94. Arnold Schwarzenegger. One doctor talks another into field-testing their new wonder drug, as the first pregnant man. (PG-13) (1:55) ENC: Fri. 6:05 P.M. (CC)
‘01. Jean Reno. Drinking a defective potion takes a French nobleman and his servant from the Middle Ages to 20th-century Chicago. (PG-13) (1:30) ENC: Tue. 4:50 A.M. (CC)
• Kangaroo Jack: G’Day U.S.A.! ‘04. Animated. A kangaroo’s pals wind up in Las Vegas during a mission to save him from poachers. (NR) (1:30) TOON: Wed. 10:30 A.M.
‘04. Dennis Hopper. An exotic dancer enters into a dangerous battle of wills with the mentally unhinged lawman who kidnapped her. (R) (1:45) TMC: Fri. 6:15 P.M. (CC)
‘06. Rowan Atkinson. The problems of an oblivious vicar and his bored wife seem to disappear when a new housekeeper arrives on the scene. (R) (1:45) TMC: Wed. 6:45 P.M. (CC)
• Keeping the Faith
‘00. Ben Stiller. A rabbi and a priest, lifelong friends, each fall for a childhood friend when she comes back to town. (PG-13) (2:15) ENC: Thu. 8 P.M. (CC)
• Keeping Up With the Steins
‘06. Jeremy Piven. With his parents caught up in preparations for his lavish bar mitzvah, a boy tries to heal the rift between his father and grandfather. (PG-13) (1:30) ENC: Fri. 7:35 A.M. (CC)
‘04. Clive Owen. Arthur and the Knights of the Round Table embark on a rescue mission as Saxon hordes prepare to invade. (PG-13) (2:30) FX: Sun. 11:30 A.M., 11 P.M.
• Kinky Sex Club ‘05. Wild women frequent a hot spot. (NR) (1:20) MAX: Wed. 11:45 P.M. (CC)
• Kiss Me Kate
‘53. Kathryn Grayson. Lilli and Fred act the same way offstage as they do in “The Taming of the Shrew.” (NR) (2:00) TCM: Thu. 6 P.M. (CC)
• Kiss the Girls
‘97. Morgan Freeman. After escaping from a serial killer, a doctor helps police and a forensic psychologist track the madman. (R) (2:30) USA: Sat. 3:30 P.M. (CC)
• A Knight’s Tale
‘01. Heath Ledger. An English commoner dons the armor of a dead jouster and, with the help of friends, competes against nobles in 14th-century France. (PG-13) (2:30) TBS: Sun. 1 P.M., 11:45 P.M. (CC)
‘05. B??rbara Mori. A young woman’s search for passion turns to a reinvigorating romance with her husband’s brother, but her decision sets in motion a series of events that threaten their ties. (R) (1:45) TMC: Wed. 9:45 P.M.
‘05. S. Epatha Merkerson. The proprietor of a rooming house takes care of a boy and helps downtrodden blacks in upstate New York. (2:00) BET: Fri. 8 P.M. (CC)
• Ladies in Retirement
‘41. Ida Lupino. A British housekeeper with two dotty sisters strangles her boss and takes over the mansion. (NR) (1:45) TCM: Sun. 7:45 A.M.
• Lady for a Day
‘33. Warren William. Frank Capra’s story of an apple peddler who poses as a socialite to impress the daughter she hasn’t seen since birth. (NR) (1:45) TCM: Mon. 3:15 A.M.
• Lady of Burlesque
‘43. Barbara Stanwyck. Police investigate the strangling of a dancer in this adaptation of Gypsy Rose Lee’s “The G-String Murders.” (NR) (1:45) TCM: Sun. 6 A.M.
• The Land Before Time: Invasion of the Tinysauruses ‘04. Voices of Aaron Spann. Animated. A big lie involving some small friends teaches Littlefoot the value of honesty. (G) (2:00) TOON: Tue. 10:30 A.M.
• The Last Boy Scout
‘91. Bruce Willis. An ex-Secret Service agent plays private eye with an ex-quarterback on a case of sports gambling and murder. (R) (1:50) HBO: Fri. 12:30 A.M. (CC)
• The Last Castle
‘01. Robert Redford. A court-martialed general leads a revolt against a corrupt warden in a military prison. (R) (2:30) TNT: Sun. 9:30 A.M. (CC)
• The Last Mimzy
‘07. Joely Richardson. The parents and teacher of a pair of siblings notice the children are developing amazing mental abilities following their discovery of a box of strange toys. (PG) (1:45) HBO: Sun. 11:45 A.M., Tue. 9 A.M., 7 P.M., Fri. 3:45 P.M.
• The Legend of Bagger Vance
‘00. Will Smith. A golf caddy shows a disillusioned young war veteran how to master challenges and find meaning in life. (PG-13) (2:30) TBS: Sat. 10:45 P.M. (CC)
• Legends of the Fall
‘94. Brad Pitt. A retired cavalry officer and his sons live on a pre-World War I Montana cattle ranch. (R) (2:20) STZ: Fri. 3:15 P.M. (CC)
• Lethal Weapon 4
‘98. Mel Gibson. Los Angeles police partners take on members of a Chinese triad who are smuggling families from the mainland. (R) (2:10) MAX: Tue. 10 P.M. (CC)
• Letters From Iwo Jima
‘06. Ken Watanabe. Lt. Gen. Tadamichi Kuribayashi leads Japanese troops in a brave but hopeless battle against American forces invading the island during World War II. (R) (2:30) AMC: Sat. 8 P.M., 10:30 P.M. (CC)
‘06. Steve Coogan. Unsavory characters target a reformed grifter who provides cheating spouses with the perfect cover. (R) (2:00) COMEDY: Thu. 5 P.M., Fri. 8 A.M. (CC)
• The Lion in Winter
‘68. Peter O’Toole. King Henry II requires exiled Eleanor of Aquitaine and his sons to join him at Christmastide 1183. (PG) (2:30) TCM: Sat. 9:30 A.M. (CC)
• Little Big Man
‘70. Dustin Hoffman. A 121-year-old white survivor of Custer’s Last Stand recalls his checkered life with Cheyenne, Wild Bill Hickok and medicine shows. (PG-13) (2:30) TCM: Fri. 8 P.M.
‘06. Kate Winslet. A dissatisfied housewife and the husband of a documentary filmmaker have secret trysts while their spouses are at work. (R) (2:20) HBO: Tue. 3:40 A.M. (CC)
‘06. Shawn Wayans. A very small fugitive from the law poses as a toddler to gain access to the stolen gem he stashed in a woman’s purse. (PG-13) (1:40) ENC: Mon. 12:50 P.M., 8 P.M., Tue. 9:35 A.M., Sat. 3 P.M., 10:30 P.M. (CC)
• The Longest Day
‘62. John Wayne. Allied forces prepare for and participate in the D-Day invasion of Normandy in World War II. (G) (4:00) AMC: Mon. 11:30 A.M. (CC)
• The Longest Yard
‘05. Adam Sandler. At a Texas penitentiary, jailed NFL veterans train their fellow inmates for a football game against the guards. (PG-13) (2:30) TBS: Sun. 5:30 P.M. (CC)
• Looking for Kitty
‘04. Edward Burns. A world-weary detective and a high-school coach form a bond as they comb New York City for the coach’s runaway wife. (R) (1:30) TMC: Tue. 4:30 A.M. (CC)
• The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King
‘03. Elijah Wood. Frodo and Sam march toward Mount Doom to destroy the ring, while Gandalf and warriors prepare for a final confrontation with Sauron and his allies. (PG-13) (3:30) TCM: Sun. 9:30 P.M.
• The Lost City
‘05. Andy Garcia. Castro’s Communist Revolution sweeps through Cuba, catching an apolitical Havana club owner in the middle and dividing his family. (R) (2:30) SHO: Wed. 12:15 P.M., Sat. 4:15 P.M. (CC)
‘39. Irene Dunne. A painter and singer meet on a ship and set a date to meet later atop the Empire State Building. (NR) (1:30) TCM: Thu. 7:30 A.M.
• Love Me Tender
‘56. Elvis Presley. A singing Texan marries the girlfriend of his brother who was supposedly killed in the Civil War. (NR) (2:00) AMC: Thu. 4 A.M.
• Love Song ‘00. Monica Arnold. A privileged, black college student with a fiance falls in love with a white musician she meets on her 21st birthday. (PG) (2:00) LIFE: Sun. 3 P.M. (CC)
‘99. French Stewart. A sitcom writer falls for a woman at a friend’s wedding, but when he wants to break it off, she becomes obsessed with him. (R) (1:35) TMC: Thu. 11:15 A.M., 8 P.M. (CC)
• Love With the Proper Stranger
‘63. Natalie Wood. Pregnancy surprises a working girl and a trumpet player from Italian families in New York. (2:00) TCM: Thu. 10:30 A.M.
• Lover Come Back
‘61. Rock Hudson. An adman and an adwoman fight over a dummy account and wind up in bed together. (NR) (2:00) TCM: Thu. 2:15 P.M. (CC)
• Lucky Number Slevin
‘06. Josh Hartnett. A conflict between black and Jewish gangsters in New York City and a case of mistaken identity land a man in the middle of a revenge plot of a crime boss. (R) (2:00) SHO: Fri. 11 P.M. (CC)
‘03. Kimberly Williams-Paisley. According to her mother, a lawyer’s seventh boyfriend will be the man of her dreams. (PG-13) (2:00) LIFE: Sun. 9 P.M. (CC)
‘00. William Ash. A soccer player takes mambo lessons and falls for his partner, but she already has a boyfriend. (PG-13) (1:35) SHO: Sun. 3 A.M., Thu. 6:30 A.M. (CC)
‘78. Anthony Hopkins. A neurotic ventriloquist’s belief that his stage dummy controls his actions leads him to murder, madness and more. (R) (2:15) AMC: Fri. 1 A.M. (CC)
‘95. Damon Wayans. A Marine with little understanding of civilians commands a group of young ROTC cadets and falls for a school doctor. (PG-13) (1:45) HBO: Thu. 1:45 P.M. (CC)
• Making Mr. Right ‘08. Dean Cain. A magazine editor bets that she can transform a scruffy man into a handsome, mannerly bachelor. (NR) (2:00) LIFE: Sun. 7 P.M. (CC)
‘95. Shannen Doherty. Dumped by girlfriends, two teens go to a shopping mall and land on a dating game show. (R) (1:40) ENC: Fri. 2:20 P.M. (CC)
• The Maltese Falcon
‘41. Humphrey Bogart. Private eye Sam Spade encounters sundry characters, all seeking a coveted statuette. (NR) (1:45) TCM: Sun. 1:30 P.M. (CC)
• Man of the House
‘95. Chevy Chase. A district attorney tries to win over the bratty son of his future wife. (PG) (1:40) ENC: Wed. 8:40 A.M. (CC)
• Man on Fire
‘04. Denzel Washington. Hired as a bodyguard for a young girl, a retired CIA agent takes revenge on her kidnappers in Mexico City. (R) (1:35) MAX: Wed. 3 A.M. (CC)
• The Manhattan Project
‘86. John Lithgow. A teen and his girlfriend make an atomic bomb with plutonium stolen from a scientist dating his mother. (PG-13) (2:05) ENC: Mon. 7:10 A.M. (CC)
‘37. Joan Crawford. A chorus girl plans to escape tenement life by marrying a wealthy gambler. (NR) (1:45) TCM: Tue. 9:30 A.M.
• Maria Full of Grace
‘04. Catalina Sandino Moreno. Unemployed and pregnant, a Colombian teenager takes a job smuggling drugs into the United States. (R) (1:40) MAX: Mon. 3:50 A.M. (CC)
‘06. Kirsten Dunst. An Austrian teenager becomes queen of France, then later loses her head during the French Revolution. (PG-13) (2:05) STZ: Mon. 11:05 A.M., 1:05 A.M. (CC)
• The Marrying Man
‘91. Kim Basinger. Mobster Bugsy Siegel makes a Las Vegas singer and a playboy marry as punishment for their hanky-panky. (R) (2:00) ENC: Tue. 1:30 P.M. (CC)
• The Mating Season
‘51. Gene Tierney. An honest working woman poses as a maid in the home of her son who has married a socialite. (NR) (1:45) TCM: Wed. 12:30 A.M. (CC)
‘99. Keanu Reeves. A computer hacker joins forces with rebel warriors to battle a malevolent cyberintelligence. (R) (3:00) AMC: Tue. 8 P.M., Wed. 5 P.M. (CC)
• McHale’s Navy Joins the Air Force
‘65. Tim Conway. An ensign on a South Pacific island is forced to impersonate a pilot and gets involved with the crew of a Soviet ship. (NR) (2:00) AMC: Mon. 9:30 A.M.
‘04. Lindsay Lohan. Attending high school for the first time, a teenager becomes friends with three popular but manipulative students. (PG-13) (2:00) ABCFAM: Sat. 8 P.M., 10 P.M. (CC)
‘79. Bill Murray. A zany summer camp counselor leads his misfit charges into a no-holds-barred competition against high-class campers. (PG) (1:40) TMC: Mon. 6:50 A.M., 2:45 P.M. (CC)
• Meet John Doe
‘41. Gary Cooper. A reporter pays a bum to pose as her popular but made-up spokesman, John Doe. (NR) (2:15) TCM: Mon. 5:45 P.M. (CC)
‘90. Matthew Modine. An account of the courageous B-17 bomber crew that flew more than two dozen perilous missions over Nazi-occupied Europe. (PG-13) (2:00) AMC: Fri. 6 P.M., Sat. 3:30 P.M.
• Men in Black
‘97. Tommy Lee Jones. A veteran agent and a rookie protect mankind from dangerous extraterrestrials roaming the Earth. (PG-13) (2:00) TNT: Sat. 2 A.M. (CC)
• Men of War
‘95. Dolph Lundgren. Former special-forces agents hired to invade an exotic island learn they were duped by con artists. (R) (1:45) TMC: Sun. 6:15 P.M., Wed. 3 A.M. (CC)
• Message in a Bottle
‘99. Kevin Costner. A woman learns that the author of a romantic note that washed ashore is a shipbuilder whose wife died young and tragically. (PG-13) (2:15) MAX: Thu. 6:15 A.M. (CC)
‘90. Carolyn Farina. A West Side loner gets a taste of high society when he becomes involved with a group of privileged young Manhattanites. (PG-13) (1:45) TMC: Mon. 4:30 P.M., Thu. 9:30 A.M., 5:15 A.M.
‘06. Colin Farrell. A case involving drug lords and murder in South Florida turns personal for detectives Sonny Crockett and Ricardo Tubbs. (R) (2:15) HBO: Sat. 10:30 P.M. (CC)
‘88. Robert De Niro. A scruffy bounty hunter has five days to bring a fussy embezzler from New York to Los Angeles. (R) (2:10) ENC: Thu. 2:20 A.M. (CC)
• The Mighty Ducks
‘92. Emilio Estevez. To get out of trouble, a hotshot lawyer opts for community service coaching rowdies in peewee hockey. (PG) (1:45) SHO: Wed. 7:15 A.M.
• Miracle at Sage Creek ‘05. David Carradine. Two feuding families make peace after a tragic death and a boy’s illness. (PG) (1:25) TMC: Wed. 4:45 A.M. (CC)
• The Mirror Has Two Faces
‘96. Barbra Streisand. A female college professor falls in love with a male professor who suggests they venture into a platonic marriage. (PG-13) (2:15) SHO: Tue. 5:15 P.M., 5 A.M. (CC)
‘06. Tom Cruise. Now a trainer for IMF recruits, agent Ethan Hunt squares off against the toughest foe he has ever faced: a ruthless arms and information broker. (PG-13) (2:15) TMC: Tue. 6 A.M., 2:45 P.M., 1:05 A.M., Fri. 9:05 A.M., 10 P.M. (CC)
• Mr. Deeds Goes to Town
‘36. Gary Cooper. A folksy New England poet inherits $20 million he doesn’t want and tells a New York newswoman why. (NR) (2:00) TCM: Mon. 10 P.M. (CC)
• Mr. Smith Goes to Washington
‘39. James Stewart. A country bumpkin faces ridicule and corruption when he takes his idealistic views to the nation’s capital. (NR) (2:15) TCM: Mon. 3:30 P.M. (CC)
‘04. Bernie Mac. Arrogant and out of shape, a baseball star comes out of retirement after learning he is three hits shy of 3,000. (PG-13) (2:00) FX: Sat. 10 A.M.
‘92. Robert Wuhl. Hollywood money men will back a has-been’s script only if their girlfriends can be in it. (R) (2:30) COMEDY: Wed. 8 A.M. (CC)
‘04. Andy Garcia. Penniless artist Amedeo Modigliani maintains a bitter rivalry with Pablo Picasso and captures the heart of a higher-born Catholic woman. (R) (2:15) TMC: Wed. 1 P.M., Sat. 3:35 P.M. (CC)
‘95. Wesley Snipes. A New York transit officer fights subway crime with his foster brother and dreams of robbing the train carrying system revenue. (R) (1:55) HBO: Wed. midnight (CC)
‘01. Brendan Fraser. Live action/animated. A comatose cartoonist lands in limbo while his simian alter ego takes over his body and escapes to the real world. (PG-13) (2:00) COMEDY: Tue. 5 P.M., 2 A.M. (CC)
‘06. Steve Buscemi. Animated. No adults believe three youths’ assertion that a neighboring residence is a living creature that means them harm. (PG) (1:40) STZ: Fri. 5:35 P.M., 5:50 A.M. (CC)
‘76. Bill Cosby. An ambulance company is more interested in the number, rather than the welfare, of its patients. (PG) (1:40) MAX: Wed. 6:20 A.M. (CC)
• Motives ‘04. Vivica A. Fox. A successful businessman is caught in a web of deceit after cheating on his wife. (R) (2:00) BET: Sat. 11 P.M. (CC)
‘63. Doris Day. A missing woman returns to her husband and his bride after five years on an island with another man. (NR) (2:15) AMC: Thu. 8:45 A.M. (CC)
• The Movie Hero
‘03. Jeremy Sisto. A deluded Hollywood citizen is convinced that an unseen camera is broadcasting his life over the airwaves. (NR) (1:30) TMC: Tue. 10 A.M., 4:50 P.M. (CC)
‘05. Brad Pitt. A husband and wife are unaware that each is an international assassin who has just been assigned to kill the other. (PG-13) (2:30) FX: Sun. 7:30 P.M., Mon. 5:30 P.M.
‘02. Adam Sandler. A television producer tries to get the scoop on a small-town pizzeria owner after he inherits $40 billion. (PG-13) (2:00) TBS: Sun. 3:30 P.M., 9:45 P.M. (CC)
‘96. Shirley MacLaine. Friendship grows between a rich family’s matriarch and a luckless pregnant woman mistaken for a dead heir’s dead wife. (PG-13) (1:45) SHO: Thu. 2:15 A.M.
‘98. Voices of Ming-Na Wen. Animated. A Chinese maiden disguises herself as a man to take her father’s place in battle against invading Huns. (G) (1:45) DIS: Wed. 8:15 P.M. (CC)
‘96. Michael Keaton. Cloning enables a harried family man to step back from life’s responsibilities, a situation that becomes irreversible. (PG-13) (2:00) TBS: Sat. 8:10 A.M. (CC)
• Murder at 1600
‘97. Wesley Snipes. A homicide detective and a Secret Service agent investigate a secretary’s murder in the White House. (R) (2:00) TBS: Sat. 3:45 A.M. (CC)
• Murder on the Orient Express
‘74. Albert Finney. Belgian sleuth Hercule Poirot investigates an American industrialist’s murder aboard the world-famous luxury train. (PG) (2:15) TCM: Sun. 3:15 P.M. (CC)
‘94. Toni Collette. An Australian social outcast moves to Sydney, cares for an ailing friend and weds an Olympian needing citizen status. (R) (1:55) TMC: Thu. 12:50 P.M., 11:30 P.M. (CC)
• Music and Lyrics
‘07. Hugh Grant. A washed-up ’80s superstar must make beautiful music with a lyrically gifted plant caretaker when a pop diva asks him to write a song for her. (PG-13) (1:50) MAX: Sat. 10 P.M., 4:05 A.M. (CC)
• Music of the Heart
‘99. Meryl Streep. After her husband leaves abruptly, a woman becomes a teacher in an East Harlem school where she gives violin lessons. (PG) (2:00) WGN: Sun. 3 P.M. (CC)
• Music of the Heart
‘99. Meryl Streep. After her husband leaves abruptly, a woman becomes a teacher in an East Harlem school where she gives violin lessons. (PG) (2:00) WGN: Thu. 8 P.M.
• My Big Fat Greek Wedding
‘02. Nia Vardalos. Family tensions arise after a woman falls in love with a man who is not Greek. (PG) (2:00) ABCFAM: Sun. 8 P.M., 10 P.M. (CC)
• My Cousin Vinny
‘92. Joe Pesci. A wise-guy Brooklyn lawyer and his motormouth girlfriend go to Alabama to defend his innocent cousin for murder. (R) (2:00) MAX: Fri. 11:30 A.M. (CC)
• My Date With the President’s Daughter
‘98. Dabney Coleman. Longing for an ordinary life, a teen gives Secret Service agents the slip for a date with a schoolmate. (1:45) DIS: Thu. 8:15 P.M.
• My Fair Lady
‘64. Audrey Hepburn. Oscar-winning adaptation of the Broadway hit about an English professor who teaches a cockney merchant to be a lady. (G) (3:00) TCM: Thu. 1:15 A.M. (CC)
• My Favorite Wife
‘40. Irene Dunne. A shipwrecked woman returns to a remarried husband after seven years on an island with another man. (NR) (1:30) TCM: Wed. 12:15 P.M. (CC)
• My Favorite Year
‘82. Peter O’Toole. A rookie writer tries to keep an old swashbuckler sober for his boss’s live TV comedy show in 1954. (PG) (1:45) TCM: Sat. 4:15 A.M. (CC)
• My First Mister
‘01. Albert Brooks. A teen with a penchant for morbid poetry forms a unique bond with her stuffy employer at an upscale clothing store. (R) (2:00) LIFE: Fri. noon (CC)
• My Super Ex-Girlfriend
‘06. Uma Thurman. A young man discovers that the manipulative woman he is dating is a superheroine, and after he breaks up with her, she uses her powers to turn his life into a nightmare. (PG-13) (1:40) MAX: Wed. 1:20 P.M. (CC)
‘99. Hank Azaria. Aspiring superheroes band together to defeat a villain when real superhero Captain Amazing disappears. (PG-13) (2:05) ENC: Tue. 8 P.M., Fri. 4 P.M. (CC)
‘06. Jack Black. To raise money for an orphanage, a Mexican cook named Ignacio moonlights as a professional wrestler. (PG) (1:45) SHO: Sun. 4:30 P.M., Sat. 11:15 A.M. (CC)
• Naomi & Wynonna: Love Can Build a Bridge
‘95. Kathleen York. Based on the lives of the Judds, the mother-daughter music duo whose bond was challenged by fame and illness. (3:30) CMT: Wed. 1 P.M., 8 P.M.
‘75. Keith Carradine. People with varied motives cross paths during a political rally in Nashville. (R) (2:45) TCM: Fri. 2:15 A.M. (CC)
• National Lampoon’s Barely Legal
‘05. Erik von Detten. Three sex-obsessed teenagers try to find actors to perform in a pornographic movie. (R) (1:45) SHO: Mon. 2:30 A.M., Fri. 1 A.M. (CC)
‘03. Martin Lawrence. Two Los Angeles security guards try to stop a criminal mastermind and his gang of robbers. (PG-13) (2:00) TNT: Sat. 10 A.M., 4 A.M. (CC)
‘87. Adrian Pasdar. The lure of romance and adventure leads a bored Oklahoma farmhand into the clutches of a group of modern-day vampires. (R) (1:45) SHO: Mon. 11 A.M. (CC)
• Never Talk to Strangers
‘95. Rebecca De Mornay. A quiet criminal psychiatrist becomes involved with a mysterious man she met in a supermarket. (R) (1:30) ENC: Fri. 12:50 A.M. (CC)
‘05. Aaron Eckhart. A psychiatrist takes a job at a residential facility where his troubled father was committed years earlier. (PG-13) (1:45) STZ: Tue. 2:05 A.M. (CC)
‘92. Christian Bale. A newsboy leads his shortchanged buddies in a strike against publisher Joseph Pulitzer in 1899 New York. (PG) (2:05) ENC: Tue. 7:30 A.M. (CC)
• Night at the Museum
‘06. Ben Stiller. A night watchman at a museum of natural history discovers that exhibits come alive after the building closes. (PG) (2:00) HBO: Sat. 8 P.M., 4:55 A.M. (CC)
• A Night at the Roxbury
‘98. Will Ferrell. Desperate to meet women and open their own dance club, brainless brothers Steve and Doug Butabi cruise Beverly Hills. (PG-13) (1:30) SHO: Sat. 1 P.M. (CC)
• Night of the Comet
‘84. Catherine Mary Stewart. Valley girls and a trucker run into cannibal zombies in this parody of 1950s sci-fi movies. (PG-13) (2:00) SCI-FI: Sat. 3 A.M. (CC)
• Night of the Creeps
‘86. Jason Lively. Alien parasites that turn their victims into zombies run amok on campus during fraternity pledge week. (R) (1:45) TMC: Thu. 9:45 P.M.
• The Nightmare Before Christmas
‘93. Voices of Danny Elfman. Animated. The Pumpkin King gives the yuletide season a touch of Halloween in an animated tale from the mind of Tim Burton. (PG) (1:30) TCM: Sun. 8 P.M.
• No Code of Conduct
‘98. Charlie Sheen. Two undercover cops trying to crack a Phoenix drug ring battle smugglers and crooked officials. (R) (2:00) FX: Wed. 10 A.M.
• No Way Out
‘87. Kevin Costner. The secretary of defense forces a Pentagon naval aide to lead a cover-up murder manhunt for a Soviet spy. (R) (2:00) ENC: Wed. 2:45 A.M. (CC)
• Notes on a Scandal
‘06. Cate Blanchett. A charismatic new colleague draws a veteran teacher, and they become close friends, then the older woman learns of the other’s affair with a teenage student. (R) (1:35) HBO: Thu. 12:45 A.M. (CC)
• Nothing in Common
‘86. Tom Hanks. A yuppie adman faces his parents’ separation and his father’s need for a major operation. (PG) (2:00) SHO: Sun. 9 A.M., Sat. 7:45 A.M.
‘99. Julia Roberts. A man’s life changes when an international star walks into his bookshop. (PG-13) (2:15) SHO: Thu. 10 A.M., midnight (CC)
• The Number One Girl ‘05. Tony Schiena. Carnage ensues when a gangster asks a martial artist to judge a beauty pageant. (R) (1:25) SHO: Wed. 3:10 A.M. (CC)
• The Number 23
‘07. Jim Carrey. A man becomes obsessed with a book that appears to be based on his life and ends with the murder of the main character. (R) (1:40) MAX: Sat. 4:30 P.M. (CC)
‘68. Jack Lemmon. Fussy Felix Unger moves in with his divorced poker buddy, sloppy Oscar Madison. (G) (2:00) TCM: Tue. 1:45 P.M. (CC)
• Off the Black
‘06. Nick Nolte. A paternal bond slowly forms between a dying umpire and the young ballplayer he caught vandalizing his house. (R) (1:45) TMC: Tue. 6:15 P.M. (CC)
‘99. Ron Livingston. A computer programmer’s hypnosis-induced, lackadaisical attitude about work puts him on the corporate fast-track. (R) (2:00) COMEDY: Sun. 2 P.M., 8 P.M. (CC)
‘06. Liev Schreiber. An American diplomat and his wife learn that the child they adopted may be the son of Satan. (R) (1:50) MAX: Wed. 11:30 A.M. (CC)
• On Golden Pond
‘81. Katharine Hepburn. An old professor and his wife make peace with their daughter in New England. (PG) (2:00) TCM: Sat. 8 P.M.
• Once Upon a Honeymoon
‘42. Cary Grant. A U.S. reporter in Europe lets a former Brooklyn stripper know she has just married a Nazi. (NR) (2:00) TCM: Wed. 10:15 A.M. (CC)
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11 Responses to “Jane Erin Carrey”
on 15 Mar 2008 at 12:58 pm 1.Nigel said …
The music is actually not bad at all. I was expecting a grungier sound, but its quite laidback and groovy. Nice coffee on a Sunday music.(Really hate the attitude that fame is deserved if the person is generally attractive. Personally, I’ll take talent at what they do as a better measure.)
on 15 Mar 2008 at 1:48 pm 2.Tammi said …
How is it that all of our representatives are so gullible? It beggars belief.
on 15 Mar 2008 at 2:39 pm 3.Ettie said …
the guy with the cross has a fantastic look going.
on 15 Mar 2008 at 3:29 pm 4.Nolene said …
Cops aren’t the brightest tools in the shed.
on 15 Mar 2008 at 4:20 pm 5.Cheyenne said …
a coworker pointed out that the scale matches exactly as “1 meter plus….”
on 15 Mar 2008 at 5:10 pm 6.Maris said …
shes been a suspect pothead for a while, even a dealer:
In 1998, Denver was arrested when he signed for a FedEx delivery of 30 grams of marijuana. Police spent more than two hours making a mess of his house, and reportedly confiscated two marijuana pipes and several more grams of pot. Reports at the time suggested that Denver’s Gilligan co-star Dawn Wells had arranged the shipment, that his checkbook included several suspicious payments to Wells, and that prosecutors were pressuring him to name Wells as his supplier. Instead, Denver testified that “some crazy fan must have sent it.” His punishment was six months probation.permalinkfeedback | bookmarklets | buttons | widget | store | advertise WIRED.com - WIRED How-ToUse of this site constitutes acceptance of our User Agreement and Privacy Policy(c) 2008 CondeNet, Inc. All rights reserved.please log in or register in to vote for the links you like or dislike. this will affect their ranking and help customize reddit for you.create a new accountall it takes is a username and passwordusername:email: (optional)password:verify password:setMessage($(’captcha’), ‘type the letters from the image above’);remember meI understand and agree that registration on or use of this site constitutes agreement to its User Agreement and Privacy Policy.create account
on 15 Mar 2008 at 6:01 pm 7.Kestrel said …
Well, the band’s name is “Jane Carrey Band”, so what do you expect?
on 15 Mar 2008 at 6:52 pm 8.Tammie said …
Why would she be? Jim’s a good looking guy.
on 15 Mar 2008 at 7:42 pm 9.Cassia said …
Anyone notice that the centimeter scale behind her says she’s just over 2 feet tall? But the inches scale is probably right, putting her about 5′5″? But they’re printed on the same sheet! WTF?
on 15 Mar 2008 at 8:33 pm 10.Windsor said …
No shit, Jane. Maybe someone should do something about it. If only the common people had someone representing them in Congress. And if only there was some kind of way to compel the president to stop all this shit. If only.